“Out here lookin’ like a human celery stick, and you wanna call me 2 brain cells? At least I got the protein to power mine.
“Talkin’ ‘meat is murder’—nah, what’s murder is lookin’ like you skipped meals since 2010. Girl, you so malnourished, even the vegetables feel bad for you.
“She out here strummin’ that ukulele like it’s a weapon of mass destruction, but the only thing she’s destroyin’ is her chances of being taken seriously.
“And don’t even get me started on her TikToks. Bro, she’s out here preachin’ like we signed up for the Church of Spinach & Suffering. Ain’t nobody tryna hear her lecture about almond milk at 3AM.
"Girl, you wanna talk about saving animals, but you can’t even save yourself from lookin’ like a walking anatomy chart.