Vegan Bootcamp

“Yo, Miss Vegan Toothpick over here talkin’ big, but sis, you so skinny, a strong breeze could carry you into orbit. I ain’t sayin’ you need a burger, but damn, at least hold a sandwich for self-defense.”

“Out here lookin’ like a human celery stick, and you wanna call me 2 brain cells? At least I got the protein to power mine. Meanwhile, you runnin’ on kale fumes and moral superiority.”

“Talkin’ ‘meat is murder’—nah, what’s murder is lookin’ like you skipped meals since 2010. Girl, you so malnourished, even the vegetables feel bad for you. ”

“She out here strummin’ that ukulele like it’s a weapon of mass destruction, but the only thing she’s destroyin’ is her chances of being taken seriously. Like, we get it, Karen of Kale, you hate bacon—now take a nap and leave humanity alone.”

“And don’t even get me started on her TikToks. Bro, she’s out here preachin’ like we signed up for the Church of Spinach & Suffering. Ain’t nobody tryna hear her lecture about almond milk at 3AM. ”

"Girl, you wanna talk about saving animals, but you can’t even save yourself from lookin’ like a walking anatomy chart. Eat a steak, do some push-ups, and get back to me when you can stand up without fainting." SO GET OU-

Why do you come to a place thats meant tell you what the truth is about how humans treat animals, how the industries are harmful cruel and evil just to be against the cause? Why do you just want to spread negativity, hate and cruelty and go out of your way to do so on a site that's just trying to help? i'm not saying you have to go vegan and/or trying to force it upon you but it just dosen't make sense why you are so rude and hateful when you could do anything else with your life/day. Why be mean when you can be kind?

I'm vegan and literally fat lol why would you think vegans are skinny lmaoo

Bro, wth?